Abyss Creations, purveyor of the aesthetically realistic, replacement sexual partner, the RealDoll, has recently revealed in an interview with adult entertainment blog, Fleshbot, that an unprecedented number of orders for midget versions of its products are threatening to undercut the business.
Abyss Creations PR Manager, Tamlin Howes, was speaking to the editor of the website “where sex, porn, and the web collide” about new technologies used in the creation of the RealDoll, when he made the following surprising statement:
“I don’t know why, but within the past few months we’ve had literally dozens of requests for miniature versions of our girls… not tiny, like a Barbie doll, I’d say most of the customers are asking for two-thirds-sized versions.”
The company behind the infamous RealDolls prides itself on tailoring its models to suit customer’s individual tastes. The dolls are available with 16 interchangeable female faces and 10 body types - though even the most minor details, such as fingernail colour and even tan lines, can be specifically selected by the buyer.
Such freedom of choice comes at a cost, however, and the basic RealDoll will set you back around $7,000. In fact, Howes is starting to believe that it’s price that is driving the demand for the diminutive dolls:
“At first I just assumed some midgets wanted a piece of the action! Of course, we had no objection with tailoring the dolls to suit their personal requirements - each RealDoll is individually produced and I thought it was interesting that they wanted to spend time with a model of equal stature.”
He continued…
“The majority of orders were for regularly proportioned girls that had merely been downsized, in most areas at least - the breasts were still expected to be suitably large, which led to some very odd looking creatures! Interestingly though, we have had a number of customers requiring dwarf-scale proportions - y’know; tiny legs, huge head and that.”
Finishing with…
“Without really considering the repercussions, we sold the ‘midget’ dolls at a lower price. It wasn’t long before we were flooded with orders asking for girls that were under four-feet tall!”
Unfortunately for Howes and the rest of Abyss Creations, the costs involved in making the smaller-than-average dolls were not as low as they expected and, if the deluge of orders continues, they will begin recording a loss before the end of the second quarter.
The problem, according to Howes, is that requests for the midget models appear to be replacing orders for the regular-sized versions. There is a suspicion that news about the discount price has spread via word of mouth, but no evidence of such conversation could be found on the internet. All in all, it is a bit of a mystery how this craze has arrived so unexpectedly, but one thing’s for sure - some men are so desperate to get fucking a vaguely-lifelike, inanimate lump of polymer without breaking the bank, that they’ll stick their cocks into a Cuddle-Me Elmo with tits if it was easily washable.
The PR Manager said that the company will monitor the trend over the coming weeks and may be forced to stop selling its products at the lower rate before the end of the month. If you’re in the market for getting all five of Girls Aloud in RealDoll format, now may be the time…
