The latest innovation from that vast, faceless super-corporation responsible for making all the pointless crap used by macho idiots is this: the Grabit Pack. If regular pockets or a rucksack simply aren’t enough to contain your testosterone-heavy goodies, strap on this baby and strut around like you’re Snake from Metal Gear Solid. The cock-airing stance above is mandatory when wearing the pack - due to the power of your huge throbbing meat-cannon, obviously.
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Louis Kiss // March 2, 2008 at 3:45 pm
I haven’t reached the status of “vast, faceless super-corporation” just yet and I am the only person responsible for this product which you can read on the ABOUT US link on my site.
I was hoping guys would strut around like Snake Plissken and not the Snake from MGS. I would also like to point out that women can strut around like Lara Croft.
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