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Entries from November 2007

Shocking the conscience - America, please stop torturing people!

November 5, 2007 · 1 Comment

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American politics are so fucked up, it takes a comedian to straighten it out. I love the Daily Show, and now I know that I can I will post up more of my favourite clips when I remember.

Message for any Americans reading this - your governments consistently obvious bull-shitting over this matter, and the complete lack of power anyone has to make them accountable, exposes just how shallow democracy is in your country.

Categories: News

Naked mutant chick

November 4, 2007 · No Comments

Ever interested in pushing the boundaries of convention, Crunkfish asks fuck or chuck the freaky mutant chick from Splice, an intriguing new movie by the creators of the original and stylish mindfuck, Cube, on Aint it Cool News.

Splice mutant babe

Categories: Fuck or Chuck

Contra fucking p0wns you pussy

November 4, 2007 · No Comments

Contra

Speaking of videogames and awesome things from the 80s… Contra, the world’s most explosively mental shoot-em-up from a time when shoot-em-ups were actually good and never wasted time developing a plot, returns to your life on the Nintendo DS. Check out the no-holds barred website that gives you a healthy, nostalgic-driven ball-kicking.

The Nintendo DS is confirming its position as a must-have gaming system and shows how the support of developers truly makes or breaks a console. Fingers crossed the little handheld’s popularity doesn’t lead to the vast amounts of uninspired tripe that made me tire of the Playstation One & 2. Maybe we should petition for a limit on the number of “one girl and her horse” games that are released?

In the meantime, I’m going to whoop my girlfriend’s ass playing Worms again. Ace.

Categories: Videogames

The Goonies on the Nintendo Wii?

November 4, 2007 · No Comments

The Goonies is undoubtedly one of the greatest movies of all time. If you don’t agree with this statement, you have no place reading this blog. Chris Canote has sufficient respect for Sean Austin’s finest role (yes, better than LOTR) and has created an awesome spoof of the Wii trailers every must have seen by now.

The only question I have is what happened to the fat kid?

Click here to see the video - LINK

Categories: Videogames