Yes. Emobucket exists. And it really is like a big, sweaty, hair-gel filled bucket of emo kids. In short, it is the most amazing site ever. Whether you love the emo or hate it, there is something about the sharp, angled fringe, the big, soulless eyes, and the “I don’t give a fuck what you think - just rate my picture after I pose for your benefit” attitude that just makes you want to look.
Here are just a sample of the most popular pictures on the site, enjoy and visit Emobucket!
Categories: Nationalism
Hayden Panettiere recently provided Whale Killers Monthly with their most attractive cover photo since the surprise ‘Babes & Blubber’ 2003 summer special, by appearing at a protest trying to cease cetacean hunting in Japan, garbed in nowt but a bikini. The ‘Heroes’ actress claimed that “she felt the spirit of the dolphins who had been driven into the killing cove over the last 400 years”, which suggests to me that she doesn’t care diddly-squat about the whales - and she may be high.
Panettiere, who also appeared in Bring it On sequel, Bring it On 2, allegedly shouted to Japanese fishermen off the coast that if they turned around she would take off the bikini. I have since emailed Hayden to let her know that I am willing to stop running over small, furry animals in my car if she would just flash me one of her boobs. As of yet, she has not replied.
Regardless, there are more pictures over here.
Categories: News
Everybody’s favourite groom-hole, MySpace, has reached a new-found low as an article published on respected news site, Dlisted, sensationally reveals.
MySpace has long been a popular venue for children of all ages to congregate and post askew photos of themselves and write incessant bulletins about how bored they are. Such annoyances have long been tolerated by the majority of users as the website has proved invaluable for social networking, self-promotion, and shamelessly flirting with underage emo girls.
Despite such fun, the actions of Anthony Merino throws a light on the dark side of the usually only dank pool of softcore as it seems that it is not just the fresh, young and stupid that are being preyed upon these days. Anthony, a 23-year-old Histotechnician of Anatomic Pathology from New Jersey, was caught having sex with the corpse of a 92-year-old woman in the morgue where he worked.
While it has not been confirmed whether or not Merino’s necrophilic tendencies were further exacerbated by an unknown influence from MySpace, but Crunkfish can only speculate that the fault lies with the administrators of the website. Clearly, Merino was unable to fill his ‘normal’ pervert tendencies through the social network and so was forced to get his rocks off in a really fucking weird way.
My advice to fellow ‘executive’ sleazeballs who worry that MySpace’s anti-grooming clampdown may result in them taking a similar direction to Merino? Join Facebook and poke people - knowing that it means ’something’ more.
Interestingly, it says on Anthony’s about me section of his MySpace (www.myspace.com/playboygtr) that: “I work hard, so I party hard, that’s my motto.” Lucky bastard had a job where he could do both.
Categories: News
Steve Benen of Crooks and Liars posts a quote from Paul Krugman that ridicules the neo-conservative idea of Islamofascism.
Here’s an extract of the quote:
“[T]here isn’t actually any such thing as Islamofascism — it’s not an ideology; it’s a figment of the neocon imagination. The term came into vogue only because it was a way for Iraq hawks to gloss over the awkward transition from pursuing Osama bin Laden, who attacked America, to Saddam Hussein, who didn’t. And Iran had nothing whatsoever to do with 9/11 — in fact, the Iranian regime was quite helpful to the United States when it went after Al Qaeda and its Taliban allies in Afghanistan.”
Click here to read the full article
I didn’t think anybody genuinely took the idea of Islamofascism seriously. That’s mental. The first world of international politics should be “if the terminology you’re using sounds like it originated in a McBain movie - you’re way off the mark”.
Categories: Nationalism
Collage by Abbey Wuthrich on Flickr
Following on from my previous article, “Gay penguins destroy families - what would Littlejohn say?”, I posted a comment on the Daily Mail website to let Richard Littlejohn (columnist for that drivel of a daily) know my thoughts. Shockingly, I was censored! I’m not too surprised as I called him an obnoxious, gay, butt-munching, cock-stroking sperm-dumpster, but considering Littlejohn’s article was about how no government had the right to police our manners when it comes to abusing homosexuals - and that only gays with no sense of humour are offended anyway - I thought he would get the joke. The web team obviously didn’t. Unperturbed, I posted another comment. It’s unlikely that even this one will get approved though, even though it is quite polite:
I guess my first comment was denied - presumably because I said something that could not be tolerated by the Daily Mail. Or it might have been something that might offend you Richard, but I thought you would have had a sense of humour. To read my thoughts in their full, uncensored glory use this url to read my article “Gay penguins destroy families - what would Littlejohn say?”
Unfortunately, if you look at the seven comments that have been approved it makes you think that this won’t make it past the moderazis. Here are some examples:
“Richard, I love your column, you speak how you feel, no rubbish, just what 99% of us know to be happening to Britain.
I wish with all my heart, you and several hundreds like you would stand for Parliament, leading Britain into greatness again.
I am saddened to watch from outside the bowl the destruction of a place which was once my home, where I grew up safe and secure, and to which I visit worried if I am going to be mugged, raped or murdered.
Many refer to America as dangerous, yes in parts, but I thank God daily for my life here, somewhere like Britain in the 60’s. I cry for my parents who only look forward to death and shrug their shoulders with the saying ‘we aren’t here much longer”. Thank you Bliar and Gang, Brown and Gang, you should all be done for treason, for the destruction of a once great Country.
Richard, please keep writing your articles, truthful and factual.”
“Really clever one Richard. Take it to a music publisher immediately, it’ll be a No. 1!”
“How I miss you when you’re away Richard, without your twice weekly comlumn I quickly lose the will to live - you are the best columnist ever and I still miss your ‘Littlejohn Live and uncut’ on Friday nights.”
Way to fuel the debate RL.
Categories: Nationalism
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