I hate Mika, but can’t really fault this picture by Frodon on DeviantArt
In lighter news, Mika - who appears to be following in the footsteps of Robbie Williams by producing hit after hit of despicably cynical direct-to-advert bollocks - is enjoying success with his latest tune, I love big fat heffers (or something to that effect). Granted, fat girls have their purposes - making skinny girls appear all the more hotter and carting freight for example - but that is no excuse to make them feel good about themselves. Isn’t Britain currently going through an obesity crisis? If all girls start becoming fat, us guys will have to put on weight to ensure we aren’t crushed under their girth during rampant lovemaking. Soon everyone will be fat and it will be the fault of that twat Mika! If there’s any justice in the world, Mika will be tried for treason and executed.
3 responses so far ↓
CD music // September 12, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Hello, nice post. Bookmark it.
sam // May 5, 2008 at 7:07 am
Shitty post. If you were trying to be funny and not mean, it didn’t really work.
crunkfish // May 5, 2008 at 7:39 pm
@ sam
Actually, I was just trying to be mean. The fact that I’m also brilliantly funny is just a bonus.
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